gags = function(){

/* Bouncing Links */

	$('.emblem').mouseenter(function(){
	
		//alert('bounce');
		$(this).animate({top: '-20px'}, 50, function(){
			$(this).animate({top: '0'}, 500, 'easeOutBounce')
		});
	
	});


/* Crashing Link */

	$('#loginLink').click(function(){
		
			window.whoosh.play();

		$(this).animate({top: "1200px"}, 1000, function(){ 
			window.crash.play();

			$(this).css({
				"display" : "none",
				"top" : "350px"
			}) 

		
		});
	
	});


/* Fart Link */

	$('#fartButton').click(function(){
		
			window.fart.play();
	
	});

/* Glass break Link */

	$('#glassbreakButton').click(function(){
		
			window.glassbreak.play();
	
	});

/* Beeps Link */

	$('#beepsButton').click(function(){
		
			window.beeps.play();
	
	});

/* Beeps 2 Link */

	$('#beepsButton2').click(function(){
		
			window.beeps2.play();
	
	});

/* Beeps 3 Link */

	$('#beepsButton3').click(function(){
		
			window.beeps3.play();
	
	});


/* Siren */

	$('#wheelspin').click(function(){
		
			window.wheelspin.play();
	
	});
	
/* rubberband */	

	rubberband = function(){
		$("#rubberband").show(1000,function(){
			window.boing.play();
		});
		
		$("#rubberband").animate({
			left:1450,
			top:-100
			}, 2000, "swing", function(){
				$("#rubberband").hide();
		});
	
	}



/* Sticker Window, Submit */


	$('#stickerLink').click(function(){
		var topOffset = $(window).scrollTop() + 50;
		$('#stickerWin').css('top',topOffset);	
		$('.screen').fadeIn('fast');
		$('#stickerWin').fadeIn('fast');
	
	});

	$('#closeSticker').click(function(){
		$('.screen').fadeOut('fast');
		$('#stickerWin').fadeOut('fast');
		
	});

	$("#stickerSubmit").click(function() {
		
		var src = $("#siteURL").val(); 
		//var src = "http://jasonchin.net";
		newURL = baseUrl+'this-site-is-now-sphdz/?site=http://'+src;	
		window.open( newURL );  
	
	});


/* Self Destruct */


	$('#selfDestruct').click(function(){
		window.selfdestruct.play();
		var topOffset = $(window).scrollTop() + 50;
		$('#destructWin').css('top',topOffset);	
		$('.screen').fadeIn('fast');
		$('#destructWin').fadeIn(750).fadeOut(750).fadeIn(750).fadeOut(750).fadeIn(750).fadeOut(750).fadeIn(750).fadeOut(750, function(){
		
			$('.screen').css({'background-color':'#fff', opacity: '.25'}).animate({opacity:'1.0'}, 3000);
			
			$('.screen').click(function(){
			
			location.reload(); 
			
			});
		
		});
		
		
		
	});

	$('#resetSite').click(function(){
		$('.screen').fadeOut('fast');
		$('#selfDestruct').fadeOut('fast');
		
	});

/* Self Destruct */

	$('a.newWindow').click(function(){
        window.open(this.href);
        return false;				
	});


}